There are two ways to watch a soccer game:
1. With amused appreciation for well timed passes and tenacious defense.
2. WHERE YOU LIVE OR DIE BY EVERY PASS BECAUSE YOU ARE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED BEYOND ANY RATIONAL REASON AND YOUR HEART STOPS EVERY TIME THE OPPONENT TOUCHES THE BALL
it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever